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I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide

I am going about 3 different directions at once with this blog so make sure you are coffee’d up and paying attention.

I have a ZUNE  music player from Microsoft that I got back in 2009 and it used to be the cat’s ass.  You know I have never been one to jump on the latest and greatest bandwagon because it makes my brain hurt. Give me comfortable and familiar every time. What was not to like about the ZUNE?  It held 120gb of data and it was built like a brick.  For about a hunnert bucks a year, I had

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Missed the Bus

Fine looking women willingly kissed on me in public. Well, back in the day anyway,

You know those two kids of mine are gonna fall down, paralyzed with uncontrollable laughter, when I tell you how cool and hip I once was back in the day. Honest to God fact, I was a cool, cutting edge techno-savvy mamma jamma sumbitch. Truly.  Ask anybody……

See, what happened was I came along about 10 minutes after Al Gore invented the Internets and I embraced it.  I understood it all, knew it all and took it in like the very air I breathed.  Seriously! 

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A man can only drink so much coffee

Our neighbor across the caliche road on a foggy and chilly morning.

It is tough to describe Texas weather to them that have not actually lived through a change of seasons down South Texas way.   When I am reading the various RV forums, seems like the wind is what rattles our Winter Snowbirds the hardest.   Livin’ with the wind day in and day out,  you get to where you don’t pay it much mind most of the time.  About the only time it gets to me is when you can’t push the door open or you have to tie

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Life: Every Inch Is A Fight

Yeah, who said life was supposed to be easy Pilgrim?   I guess some of y’all may think life in the oil patch with Miss K is all roses.  Most of the time it is.   But then sometimes, if we lived on separate continents, it would be too damned  close.

Recipe for Marital Mayhem

In a one quart saucepan add:

One cup my way or the highway — no substitutions allowed dammit!

One cup liquid mellow go with the flow

Beat it thoroughly like a rented mule

Heat over high heat until the mixture is boiling uncontrollably.  First person to reduce the heat loses/wins/apologizes/sleeps on the couch/can’t

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